I Love the Backyard

I took about 60 tomatoes to work yesterday and left them in the lunchroom with a note that said help yourself. An hour later I walked by and there were a bunch of people grabbing my tomatoes, balancing as many as they could in their hands. One lady popped a little one (roma, cherry? I don't know all of their names yet) in her mouth right there. exciting! Walking back to the office I spotted 3 of my toms on someone's desk- I felt oddly joyful.

Then I heard about EKP and I felt sad with a swirl o' mad. I hope every yoga pose is a burst of good health and healing. 

I like facebook because it gives me a reason to take pictures of myself.

My workload is going to start ramping up and I'm tres excited to be busy again. Having little to do at work makes this lady act like a 7 year old boy with ADHD. My battle with Quickbooks is almost over, it will be my first significant victory at PCG.

I hope your day is monumental mijn kleine vogel-

mle

What's Up, Bag Full of Dicks?

chuckle chuckle

- or is it sack full? anyhoo. are you out there Luke, proud poppa to be?

My sister and I are going out tonight, and we are treeessssss excitoche! I also invited facebook, but it hasn't confirmed.

My neighbor's tomatoes are so tall and straight and well groomed.

Mine on the other hand, not so much. 

Ode To A Pole Bean:

you are a beautiful sculpture,

pole bean

I have a hankerin for a slice of Yankton before it gets super cold. 

My favorite dog got a bath today for the first time in a good 6 months. maybe even 7. He was covered in the mess of 2 surgeries, and many trips to underwater treadmill therapy for his knee. He looks so pretty! His hair has almost grown back. He is way too macho for a shaved leg. 

I'm hoping to have plenty of time to blog this weekend, as my husband is taking the dogs for a romantic and relaxing getaway in the mountains. 

He also invited me.

I'm off to get ready for dinner at Bistro One- it's my third time going and I hope it's a charm!

Love you sloppy seconds-

Emily Guggenheim.

Take a Chance Take a Chance Take a Chance on Me!

Hey Lesbians. 

Sometimes writing is like someone making you go into the bathroom and sit there until you poop.

My huz finally turned 35, the celebration was tres fun.

bor-ring. Late August is dumb sometimes. 

Monday night we went to Elway's and had a big ass dinner. It was a lovely lovely treat. Some people heart indoor water features.

I was just alerted by my friend facebook that Aunt Jane confirmed me- awesome! 

Aunt Jane rocks. I'm off to write on her board.

Bon soir my biche-

Emily

 

Hello Fart Knockers

I have been avoiding you like the plague- hot damn!

I wrote a few posts for this other faux blog I was working on,

but they were dumb. All sappy and molasses.

I went to St. Louis and it was 

SUPER

FUN.

My lady friend Suzanne is opening a new restaurant called Deluxe- tres exciting!

suzanne+owning a restaurant=duh! best idea ever

I laughed a ton when I was there-

I almost peed my pants 14 times.

I met a photographer 

and jealously admired other people's mail.

I came home on Sunday

and cried the whole day.

oh vacation

tres jardore tu el mucho