What's Up, Bag Full of Dicks?

chuckle chuckle

- or is it sack full? anyhoo. are you out there Luke, proud poppa to be?

My sister and I are going out tonight, and we are treeessssss excitoche! I also invited facebook, but it hasn't confirmed.

My neighbor's tomatoes are so tall and straight and well groomed.

Mine on the other hand, not so much. 

Ode To A Pole Bean:

you are a beautiful sculpture,

pole bean

I have a hankerin for a slice of Yankton before it gets super cold. 

My favorite dog got a bath today for the first time in a good 6 months. maybe even 7. He was covered in the mess of 2 surgeries, and many trips to underwater treadmill therapy for his knee. He looks so pretty! His hair has almost grown back. He is way too macho for a shaved leg. 

I'm hoping to have plenty of time to blog this weekend, as my husband is taking the dogs for a romantic and relaxing getaway in the mountains. 

He also invited me.

I'm off to get ready for dinner at Bistro One- it's my third time going and I hope it's a charm!

Love you sloppy seconds-

Emily Guggenheim.